vans, vans, vans, vans, lovely vans, wonderful vans.
Monty python fans out there – try this:
"Vans, vans, vans, vans, vannity vans, vannity vans" – sing it to the tune of the Spam sketch and you'll have a song in your head that you won't be able to shift all day.
And I'm sorry, but while you're at it, you might just want to refresh your memory at the genius which was the Flying Circus team – AKA messrs Gilliam, Palin, Jones, Idle and Chapman – in one of their all-time most genius sketches. And, no, it doesn't compare with the Dead Parrot sketch – this skit is very much alive!
To my knowledge I don't think they ever did a really successful van-related sketch, but I'm willing to be educated if you can point me in the right direction.
And in the meantime, I shall content myself by singing:
"Vans, vans, vans, vans.
Vans, vans, vans, vans,